serendipity is my stripper name
I'm Jade. I'm 22, I'm a Texan, I like to play pretend and surf the internet until odd hours of the morning.

I'm just a girl who happens to work for two of the biggest theme parks in the world while I try and figure out what I want to do with my life. Right now that means turning people into minions, helping people receive their wands, and dealing with a whole bunch of crazy characters.

Band of Brothers. Theatre. Disney. Supernatural. Glee. Doctor Who. One Tree Hill. Harry Potter. HBO War fandom. The Vampire Diaries. Criminal Minds. ASOIAF. Starkid. Pretty Little Liars. Percy Jackson. The Hunger Games. The Food Network. One Direction. The Avengers. Teen Wolf. Star Wars.

I like owls and hedgehogs and penguins more than what's proper.

I have an obsession for anything AU. It's a weakness.

Just. Breathe.


don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are

don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things

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I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.

(via adhoorikahani)

(Source: iamboundtowin)

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I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody with no intentions of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they goddam mean it.

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"One day I’ll have to explain about my nightmares. Why they came. Why they won’t ever really go away."

(Source: unicorn-feelings)

(Source: fythehills)

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable)

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I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

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