serendipity is my stripper name
I'm Jade. I'm 22, I'm a Texan, I like to play pretend and surf the internet until odd hours of the morning.

I'm just a girl who happens to work for two of the biggest theme parks in the world while I try and figure out what I want to do with my life. Right now that means turning people into minions, helping people receive their wands, and dealing with a whole bunch of crazy characters.

Band of Brothers. Theatre. Disney. Supernatural. Glee. Doctor Who. One Tree Hill. Harry Potter. HBO War fandom. The Vampire Diaries. Criminal Minds. ASOIAF. Starkid. Pretty Little Liars. Percy Jackson. The Hunger Games. The Food Network. One Direction. The Avengers. Teen Wolf. Star Wars.

I like owls and hedgehogs and penguins more than what's proper.

I have an obsession for anything AU. It's a weakness.

Just. Breathe.

(Source: niehaus-vause)

unapologeticfatty:

dancinnoutmypants:

this line just really means a lot to me. 

If you’ve never read or listened to Rachel Wiley’s “10 honest thoughts on being loved by a skinny boy” I suggest you do so. 

unapologeticfatty:

dancinnoutmypants:

this line just really means a lot to me. 

If you’ve never read or listened to Rachel Wiley’s “10 honest thoughts on being loved by a skinny boy” I suggest you do so. 

(Source: hauntsclemmings)

Spencer Reid + Purple

(Source: pagetvbrewster)

tags → #Criminal Minds 

Are they fucking, what is going on? x

(Source: bjldaily)

ratchet-raccoon:

flaviathebestmarvel:

itstotallygayblog:

daily-asgardian-news:

JUST.FUCKING.WATCH.IT

THIS.IS.FUCKING.AMAZING.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN, NOT LIKE THE OTHERS, THIS IS THE BEST! THE BEST. THE BEST. THE FUCKING BEST.

tags → #marvel 

actionables:

IT’S BEEN A YEAR

(Source: spidermonkey-s)

tags → #marvel 

that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes:

brittonius:

everyone. everywhere. everyday

ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE

(Source: zealous-scribbler)

tags → #Meet Jade 

(Source: joshutchersonn)

tags → #the help