serendipity is my stripper name
I'm Jade. I'm 22, I'm a Texan, I like to play pretend and surf the internet until odd hours of the morning.

I'm just a girl who happens to work for two of the biggest theme parks in the world while I try and figure out what I want to do with my life. Right now that means turning people into minions, helping people receive their wands, and dealing with a whole bunch of crazy characters.

Band of Brothers. Theatre. Disney. Supernatural. Glee. Doctor Who. One Tree Hill. Harry Potter. HBO War fandom. The Vampire Diaries. Criminal Minds. ASOIAF. Starkid. Pretty Little Liars. Percy Jackson. The Hunger Games. The Food Network. One Direction. The Avengers. Teen Wolf. Star Wars.

I like owls and hedgehogs and penguins more than what's proper.

I have an obsession for anything AU. It's a weakness.

Just. Breathe.

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

tags → #text post 

(Source: haroldzayn)

(Source: anastasiasjourney)

tags → #meet jade 

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

tags → #text post 

(Source: haley-the-humann)

tags → #meet jade 

(Source: tapetiteblonde)

tags → #do want #meet jade 

lauraosnes: Teared up seeing this one star in #TheFantasticks tonight. I will always ❤️ you, @maxcrumm!

lauraosnes: Teared up seeing this one star in #TheFantasticks tonight. I will always ❤️ you, @maxcrumm!

(Source: theatregraphics)

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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(Source: funnyandhilarious)

placatory:

when the person you like starts dating someone else

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